Saturday, October 4, 2014

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Some Villager Screens from the Smash 4 Demo

I have a feeling that I'm going to have a lot of these once the full game comes out on 3DS and Wii U, thanks to the ability to take direct screenshots and all the new characters and stages. Until then, here are a couple from the demo.
Villager never cared much for sports...
After undergoing furry transformation surgery,
Villager was finally able to join the tanuki building crew.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Pikmin & Puppeteer Birthday Cards

My sister and girlfriend have made it a tradition to draw handmade cards for me for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, and whatever else. They typically relate to whatever games we've been playing or shows we've been watching lately. It turns out that today is my birthday and this year's cards are...
Pikmin! From my sister who, with me, has been obsessed with Pikmin 3 for the past month.
And...
From my girlfriend, Puppeteer! She got me this game for
Christmas and we've been slowly working through it co-op.
We finally beat it today.
The banana head was one I found particular amusing.
And co-starring, Pikarina!

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Millions of Peaches


This is the Mario Kart 8 Peaches video that's been sweeping the nation. Made by What They Call Games. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Mario Kart 8 gifs for use in your daily life

Hey-Ho, Hey-Ho, it's off to work we go.
Did you know: Shy Guys are called "Hey-Ho" in Japanese.


Ok, that's it, but you should check out the improvements I'd make to Mario Kart, because y'all are way overhyping Mario Kart 8. It's got good tracks and gameplay, but it could have so much more.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Luigi: Master of Chaos (Mario Kart 8)

This ain't your grandma's Luigi Death Stare video; this is a What They Call Games original wherein our hero Luigi epicly grabs the star from another player's Crazy 8, detonates the entire area, and blazes on like the badass he is.

Monday, May 26, 2014

This Scrabble game was bananas

Wordscraper (or was it Scrabulous at the time?) allowed/allows you to design your own board layout as well as the tile distribution. I challenged my friend to a game where the tiles were distributed in the same frequency as they are in the word "bananas". This was how it ended.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Mario Kart 8 Babality

(Click for full size)
After the day one patch, this is what the Mario Kart 8 roster looks like. Yes, this is totally legit. And yes, those are metal babies.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Thursday, March 6, 2014

D3MOCRACY AND FERALIGATR KILLED THIS RUN (Kappa)

That feeling when you realized you're screwed

I'm going to assume you don't know anything about Mr. Driller: Drill Land and explain this one. This is from a mode that's kinda like a roguelike with Mr. Driller gameplay. Breaking a block or attacking the wizard takes 1 HP. Getting crushed takes away 20 HP. I have 0 HP, so doing anything will kill me at this point. The wizard can't hurt me directly, but he can change blocks at random to X blocks, those white things, or nothing. My only hope was for him to change just the right blocks so I could get one of those two potions or the green crystal for a 20 HP refill. Unfortunately, the wizard changed just the wrong block and there was nothing I could do but watch myself be crushed.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

How catching red Gyarados in TwitchPlaysPokemon will probably turn out

One person picks run or a move strong enough to kill it and it's all over.

Gotta catch the one

My girlfriend made me this Valentine's Day card this year (2014).
She's a nursing student, by the way.

Galactic Lawn Mowing

Someone's gotta keep all that grass neat and tidy.
Made for this photoshop battle.

He just wants advice... right?

Whoa, now. I'm just trying to get some street passes, man.

Disagreeable politics

I didn't vote for it.

You could save 15% or more on your next split

Life's too short to speedrun with safe strats.

In a city with so many car accidents, you need good insurance

Spotted in Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

#1 in teh urn repairs

If you don't understand, you don't watch enough speed runs.

All the Wii U news

A Pokemon and Doom game on Wii U doesn't sound so bad to me.

Why are the even called that?

They're called "Donut Lifts", but all they do is fall. C'mon, man.

A bold statement of love

For my girlfriend on Valentine's Day, 2013.

Animal Crossing Birthday Cards

For my 24th birthday, both my sister and my girlfriend made me Animal Crossing themed cards without coordinating it beforehand.
My town is named OthrSide. The grass is always greener there. Rover is from an Etsy seller.
One of the townspeople had "Saltlick" as his catchphrase.
Here's the one from my sister. (Click to enlarge)

Frobert, Groucho, and Bonbon threw me a party in-game.